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Robotic Girlfriend

from Happy Accident by DJ REAL

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How can I possibly love a robot that looks so fat in a bikini,
When I specified in the catalog that I wanted something teenie-weeine.
When I tried to activate the feature that makes her mouth stay closed,
She gets all mad at me and tries to cook all of my clothes

I just want a robotic girlfriend to hold me when I cry
She can understand my circuitry, she can be my wife.

My mom was not a robot, so to Freud, I say tuche’
When I try to kiss her metal lips, she just rolls away.
Give me a stick with human ears, I’ll feel better when I talk
To an overweight and so ungrateful lesbian robot.
So curse your rotten magazine for sending me this nasty thing.
And make sure you send me back every single bling-bling.

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from Happy Accident, released July 4, 2001
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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