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Don't Mess With Bruce

from Happy Accident by DJ REAL

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Another gangsta bitch messin’ around
mispronouncin’ my name.
It’s Bruce, not Bruss
Get it right, I’ll smoke you like a cigarette.
Oh no, I’m not done yet.
This is my poo-poo list.
See my fist?
Want sumadis’?
You’re not in my crew.
When you’re in my crew, you’re down wit’ Bruce.
And …you’re not in my crew.
I see you.

All you jerks in fifth grade, getting laid with Sue Mc Rae,
Everyday….It’s a shame.
She made fun of my bad breath,
And my speech impedimeth.
Well now I’ve got a laday, and a baybay.
We live near the freeway behind Super-K.
I’m a mean teacher, I’m not a gentle character.
I’m rough, rough! Rough Rough! Like a labrador.
Mess wit’ me…I’ll show you the door.
That’s right! You don’t wanna mess wit’ dis’ guy.
Neva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva mess wit’ dis’ guy!
Neva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva mess wit’ Bruce!

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from Happy Accident, released July 4, 2001
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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