Bad Friend

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The protagonist in this song killed someone, and his friend won't help bury the body. What a crappy friend! He only wants to take advantage of his kindness.

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Bad Friend

You’ve got to be the worst friend in the world.
You never lend me any money 
and always make me pay for gas when I hitch a ride. 
And now, I’ve killed a couple people
Totally by accident. 
And you won’t help me bury the bodies.

(Chorus)
You’re a bad friend.
I thought you were my friend.
You’re a bad friend.
Please help me bury them.
You’re a bad friend.
Let me take advantage of your kindness. 
You’re a bad friend.
I thought you were my friend.
You’re a bad friend. 
We need to get rid of them.
You’re a bad friend. 
Maybe we can chop them up into little pieces.

You should know it was only business
When I told the cops that you did this.
They’ll be here in about 5 minutes.
I’m sure as a friend you understand.

Pass the chainsaw.
Pass the shovel.
Pass the plastic bags 
To put the body parts in.

(Chorus)
You’re a bad friend.
I thought you were my friend.
You’re a bad friend.
You need to get rid of them. 
You’re a bad friend.
Let me take advantage of your kindness. 
You’re a bad friend.
I thought you were my friend.
You’re a bad friend. 
You need to get rid of them.
You’re a bad friend. 
Maybe you can chop them up and then burn the bodies.

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from They'll Say "Yes", released September 23, 2016

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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