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You wish that you weren’t a worm,
Getting stuck and squished on the sidewalk.
But you are, so no expensive car for you,
Little man.
Now look up!
You see “NO WORMS ALLOWED” signs everywhere.
(Except for biology class)
You’ve got no worship or such.
You don’t love religion as much as dirt.

Slimy ass worms get no respect.
Ugly ass worms are paying the debt.
You are the worm who’s crawling around.
Look out!
There’s a worm on the ground.

You wish that you weren’t a worm.
Trying to wiggle into conversations.
Because no one on the planet will ever start one with you.

You wish that you weren’t a worm,
Getting stranded on the concrete.
Because you’ve got no feet to help you run away.
Well I pick you up and place you on the grass.
You know that everybody’s crawling through the dirt.

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from Can You Hear Me Smile?, released October 28, 2004
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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