Shakira

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This is about a bumbling stalker.

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Shakira


Why don’t you answer my calls? 
And how come you never respond to my emails? And why don’t you answer the door? 
You never answer the door anymore, anymore…. 
I’d like to know why you have 5 security guards positioned around the perimeter of your house.
I will never forget the lyrics to your first album. Even though even though I don’t understand a single word.

(Chorus) 
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira 
You are not alone
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira 
You are not alone
Shakira, Shakira 
You’re in my heart and I’m in your home.
I was gonna show you a new dance move I was gonna introduce you to my mom and my pops But your security guard has nothing to lose And you broke my heart when you called the cops
I will never forget the time we almost spent together. Maybe my dreams will come true with a Shakira impersonator 

(Chorus) 
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira 
You are not alone 
Shakira, Shakira, Shakira 
You are not alone

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from They'll Say "Yes", released September 23, 2016

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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