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Mental Case

from Happy Accident by DJ REAL

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Do I find it strange when she calls out women’s names? While she claw
at my shirt and gnaws at my veins? Do I say goodbye to this cookoo,
cookoo girl of mine? With a pound of sweet strychnine; or bleach in her
cocaine line?Sniff, sniff. Sniffle , sniffle. Would she love me if I was a
cripple? Or real fat with a stomach ripple?

She’s a mental case, but she’s mine.
She has bad taste, but she’s mine.
And I can’t see her standing in teddy or a thong (lingerie),
But it’s ok ‘cause she’s mine.

She kept burning her bra while she was still in it. She was a cow on
Thursday and that was our best day. She likes to kick me in all of those
places, but there’s something about those mental cases.

If I had a dime for every time she bound me on the floor when she heard
me snore, I’d be rich then I’d be poor. ‘Cause she’d steal it all. Spend it
on an ammunition magazine, or reconstructive surgery. Or electro shock
therapy. Or three three hundred pound prostitutes in parachutes, on fried
newts, in combat boots, a pain killer when she chips her tooth on a quaalude.
Hey dude. Do you want this girl? This crazy kakamaymee chick.
This hammer in my face. This knife in my back. This cracked up
midnight snack. Well you cannot cause she’s a priceless dollar bill.
She’s the cup I’d love to spill.

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from Happy Accident, released July 4, 2001
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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