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lyrics

Hey ladies, look at this face.
I’m the hottest guy in the place.
Grabbin’ the boobs without asking permission.
Your man and my fist about to make a collision.
I was good at math, but not at division.
I’m scooping these broads with my vision.

On the dance floor, who could want more?
You like these beats, straight from the keyboards?

M-A-C-R-O-
“Marco, Marco…..”
What?!
“You’ve got food on your shirt!”

It’s just sweet talk,
I’ve got the cavities.
You better stock up on your antifreeze
Cuz I’m cooler than anyone would like to admit.
I like the girls who smoke, cuz they don’t quit.
My friends say I’m loco,
I say I’m Marco.
How ‘bout we go for a walk in the park-.o

Wake up girly and smell the cologne.
Our love life is Rocky life Sylvester Stallone.
I like to fight so we makeup,
But I’m tired of you, so let’s break-up.

M-A-C-R-O
Marco

The bar is the scene where the ladies convene.
I walk up to these broads with my homie Dean.
He was like “Yo! I’m kind of obscene.”
I was like “Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo!”

“Yo Marco, that girl over there at the bar says that
wearing sunglasses in dark places is pathetic.
She must be a philosophy major.”
Too smart for me.
You’ve got the brains then stay home.
Don’t analyze this or my cell phone.
I can see your booty likes to take up space.
Stop running, this ain’t the thrill of the chase.
We can make out in my car, pump Ace of Base.
But Don’t Turn Around, I don’t like your face.

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from Can You Hear Me Smile?, released October 28, 2004
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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