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I Turned My Friend Into a Cup

from Happy Accident by DJ REAL

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I turned my friend into a cup, I don’t know how to turn him back.
It’s ok because he was about to have a heart attack.
I’d rather be a cup than a body on the floor.
I took his whole c.d. set of the Billy Joel.

I Turned My Friend Into A Cup, I don’t know how to turn him back.

His name was Dave and he had stupid hair.
It’s ok ‘cause he’s no longer there.
He’s just a cup that I drink from.
Sometimes I drink coconut rum.
He’s not a bad guy anymore.
Now he’s good and he’s on the floor.
He used to come over and drink all my water.
I wouldn’t let him, I’d slap his hand.
Now he’s just a cup and his name was Dave, now he’s dead.
I wish he wasn’t

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from Happy Accident, released July 4, 2001
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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