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Dana Dump Your Man and Marry Me

from Happy Accident by DJ REAL

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Dana dump your man and marry me
Dana, D-D-D-D-Dana
Dana dump your man and marry me
Dana, D-D-D-D-Dana

D-U-M-P H-I-M
You think that I am kidding but you know just who I am
And if I had the money I would buy you a Grand Am
or a Lexus – a fabulous Toyota Corolla.
I would take you down to Cuba for our honeymoon.
We wouldn’t need to get it on, I could just look at you.
And if you really wanted to, we could hula-hoop.
Come on and dump your dude.
I bet he’s really gross when he is in the nude.
That’s why I always give him such an attitude.

Dana dump you man and marry me.
No, I don’t need to go to therapy.
I just really, really like you, but you’ve got a man.
And all I can say is “Damn!”

I get a funny feeling when you say, “hello”.
We can go back to my crib and watch the Cosby show.
And if your boyfriend thinks really needs to know,
Tell him you were with your homie with the small afro.

If your boyfriend wants to mess, I’ll get my battle axe.
And I know that even then he will still kick my ass.
He will get his crew and I’ll run really fast.
I’d do it all again just to see you laugh.

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from Happy Accident, released July 4, 2001
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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