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Tiny Cheeseburger

from Personal Growth by DJ REAL

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I woke up one morning and saw a little man living in a hole in my finger. He demanded a tiny cheeseburger. And he was really mean.

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I woke up this morning, and I looked at my fingertip.
There was a big hole on the side of it.
I took my flashlight, and shone it in.
What did I see inside of my skin?
It was a little dude, and he looked just like you.
He said, “Get that light outta my face, you mama’s boy, or I will punch you.”
That’s right he called me mama’s boy, and promised he’d destroy me.
If I didn’t get him a tiny cheeseburger.

A tiny cheeseburger.
I got some French fries and some ketchup for your tiny cheeseburger.
I’ve got some crinkled cut potato chips for your tiny cheeseburger.
Do you want some cut up pickles and some cheese for your tiny cheeseburger?

I said, “Get the hell out of my finger.”
He said, “You look like Debra Winger from 1986. Get a haircut.”
I said, “You get a haircut.”
Then he took his tiny knife out and he stabbed me. And he kept stabbing me and stabbing me.
And he said, “Where’s my tiny cheeseburger?
“I want some ketchup and some french-fries for my tiny cheeseburger.
I got some teriyaki sauce and some mozzarella for my tiny cheeseburger.
You better hurry up, and get that stuff for my tiny cheeseburger!”

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from Personal Growth, track released September 18, 2009
All instruments and vocals were recorded and performed by Nick Stargu

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DJ REAL San Francisco

Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more

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