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Majik Trix
02:19
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You can't fool me mister
I've got a bag of tricks all my own
You try to mystify me while I'm totally in the zone
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama
Mama
You ain't no
You ain't no
You ain't no magician so stop playing tricks on me!
Mama clean the basement out
Cuz you know I'm coming home
You can take this job and push it over
Cuz I don't care
It's not fair being alone
You ain't no
You ain't no
You ain't no magician so stop playing tricks on me!
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2. |
The Man Upstairs
01:33
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3. |
So What
02:11
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4. |
Nonsensical
01:00
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5. |
Girl
03:16
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Girl, oh girl
Where ya goin' now that you're gone?
Girl, oh girl
Where ya goin' now that you're gone?
You can't go to Mel Gibson's house
He arrested you last time
So where ya goin' now that you're gone?
I know that you're mad cuz I said that your dad was dead
But I was joking around
Who is gonna do my laundry?
Who is gonna clean my house?
Who is gonna cook me supper?
Now that you're gone
Girl, oh girl
Where ya goin' now that you're gone?
Girl, oh girl
Where ya goin' now that you're gone?
You said that our love would last a lifetime
It must have been the lifetime of an ant
Now who is gonna cook me supper?
Who's gonna clean my house?
And who is gonna do my laundry?
Now that you're gone
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6. |
Phonin'
00:34
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7. |
Onay
00:58
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8. |
Cracker
02:28
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9. |
Tommy's Heart
02:18
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10. |
Saxin'
00:34
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11. |
So Dumb
02:06
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You are a dummyhead
A perpetual unintellectual
Crawling in the stinky sewer of your brain
I laughed at you cuz you were so lame
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so stupid
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
You're so stupid
You're dumb as a brick
But you're a house made of straw
You blowdry your hair in the shower
But it's against the law
Maybe we're the dumb ones
Maybe we just don't get you
Maybe you should drink some more beer
Make out with a guy and blame it on the alcohol
(Dumb)
(Dumb)
(Dumb)
You're so stupid
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so dumb
(Dumb)
Dumb
You're so stupid
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12. |
Hug a Tree
01:56
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13. |
Wassitcalt
01:21
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14. |
Foreign Movie
00:55
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15. |
Nervous
02:02
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16. |
Galactobouriko
02:47
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Come here please
My custard pie
Come here please
Don't make me die
She was made of Jell-o
(Galactobouriko)
She was a marshmellow
(Galactobouriko)
She loved another fellow
(Jerry)
And his legs were hairy
(Oh so very hairy)
She was kind of dirty
(Galactobouriko)
She was kind of wordy
(Galactobouriko)
She was over thirty
(Midlife Crisis)
She had I love you Cephalitis
(But now for me)
Galactobouriko, éla edó sas parakaloúme
Galactobouriko, éla edó sas parakaloúme
Galactobouriko, éla edó sas parakaloúme
Galactobouriko, éla edó sas parakaloúme
She was kind of nutty
(Galactobouriko)
She felt like silly putty
(Doodeetipatiko)
She thought it would be funny
(Lots of pain)
To push me off a train
(A train to smoosh my brain)
Come here please
(My custard pie)
Come here please and don't make me die
Come here please
(My custard pie)
Come here please and don't make me die
Do you love me as much as I love you?
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17. |
Hold Me Tight
00:57
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18. |
The Balloon Man
01:53
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19. |
Chocolate
01:15
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20. |
Good Music
02:16
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21. |
Girl From Madagascar
02:23
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22. |
I Ate Your Bird
02:30
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You left your birdy at my house
He left a poopoo on my blouse
He turned my kitchen into a casino
I never know a bird could be such a meano
He punched my girlfriend in the face
And then he made fun of her race
He installed a virus in my computer
And then he laughed and he flipped me the bird
I ate your bird and I'm sorry
(I'm sorry)
He went in my mouth when I was yawning
The birdy threw my baby up in the air
When my baby came down he wasn't there
I found out he was a dead beat dad
Who got a disease from every bird that he had
You left your birdy at my house
You left your birdy at my house
I ate your bird and I'm sorry
(I'm sorry)
He flew in my mouth when I was yawning
I ate your bird and I'm sorry
(I'm sorry)
He went in my mouth when I was yawning
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23. |
Dummy Interlude
00:57
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What makes you so unique?
I think it might just be your physique
You kinda look like a lollipop
With a big ol' head that just don't stop
Ima pick you up in my Ferrari
Scooter
Cuz then we'll get there sooner
Or later
Love is a four letter word like wool
I don't like how it feels
Love is a four letter word like wool
I don't like how it feels
I'll take you to a fancy restaurant
You can order anything you like
May I suggest the chicken nuggets
Tonight you look like Lyle Lyle Lovett
If you want to sleep over
I'll take the top bunk
We don't need to make love
That stuff's for punks
I've been shot with the poisoned arrow of love
It's called alcohol
Love is a four letter word like wool
I don't like how it feels
Love is a four letter word like wool
I don't like how it feels
Whoah, you think that because I'm a gansta I don't got feelings too?
Well shame on you
I thought we had something special like an albino alligator
But I guess I was wrong
Peace out
Peace out forver
Oh, and PS
I want my Abdoflexer back pronto
And if you don't know Italian, that means ASAP
And if you don't know abbreviations
That means as soon as possible
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25. |
DJ REAL 2
01:19
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26. |
Kids
01:12
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27. |
Mr Reeus
00:17
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DJ REAL San Francisco
Nick Stargu is a musician, comedian, writer and filmmaker who is best known for his multimedia / musical comedy act, DJ REAL, which has been featured at Outside Lands, San Francisco Sketchfest, Bridgetown Comedy Festival and more! He most recently appeared on the TV show “Flophouse” on Viceland. And he’s opened for Devo! He will be appearing as a host on NBC's Seeso show Guest List" Fall 2016. ... more
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